"You startled me. I was, just, uhhmm, admiring the craftmanship of this knitted work here. I didn't have any intention of gnawing or chewing on it--I swear!" Do we believe him? Of course we do. I mean, come on--look at those adorable, innocent puppy eyes and fuzzy muzzle! It would be soo unhuman to choose better judgment over cuteness. ;)

Puppy mischief captured perfectly by chotda!